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14 March, 2006

Emma was arrested for...

1)...DUI, unlicensed driver and no proof of insurance.

2)...debt and consigned to Kings Bench prison. (Eek! This could really happen!)

3)...speaking out against the draft of young men in World War I.

4)...for telling a crowd "Ask for work, if they do not give you work ask for bread; if they do not give you bread then take bread."

5)...for publicly explaining for the first time in America how to use a contraceptive ( I always was very progressive.)

6)...for murder. (Apparently my passionate liasion proved a flimsy alibi.)

7)...for having a gun and shooting someone.

8)...for relaying a message to a caller on behalf of her cousin.

9)...arrested for the crime (what crime, I do no know) but pled insanity.

This is one of those Google search things. Small things amuse me greatly!

2 comments:

Eric said...

Actually, under this current administration, I wouldn't be suprised if you did get arrested for teaching folks how to use contraception.

Anonymous said...

wot the fek u on bwt u freek