Emma's invisible laminated list of doable celebrities

After my last post I realized you were all dying to know what celebrities were lucky enough to be on my laminated (and ever changing, depending on what I am watching or listening to) list of who I am allowed to sleep with should the opportunity ever arise. (And, as previously discussed, I am not delusional, I do realize that the opportunity shall never present itself. And I am quite alright with that. One just likes to imagine.)

This list contains only actors and musicians, I would need a whole other list to include the hockey and soccer players I would love to, well, love. For a night anyway. There may even be one curler on that list. A Scottish one who would yell "Hurry hard!" He may even say "Hurry hard hen." Hehe. I love the Scots.



1. Jonny Lee Miller. I can forgive the fact that he is a Chelsea supporter and that he was once married to Angelina Jolie, I can even forgive his London accent. As long as he talks in his American Eli Stone accent, I would be more than pleased to spend a night with him. Though I'm a little concerned about the comb over. Have I said how much I love Eli Stone? It is one of the few shows that William and I actually both like. The others? Coronation Street and Amazing Race. That boy watchs too much sci fi for my liking. Anyway, Eli Stone...love it! And Jonny Lee Miller as Eli Stone...love him! Actually, I think I would much rather sleep with the character than the actor.



2. Johnny Reid. If you're not a fan of country music chances are you have never heard of Johnny Reid. He's originally from Glasgow and his accent makes me melt. As I said, I love a Scottish man.



3. Kyle Secor. Best known for his role as Det. Tim Bayliss on Homicide. I started watching Homicide when I was pregnant with Liam way back when (1996) when Law and Order did a crossover show. How did I ever miss the first 2 seasons? Such a fantastic series. My only issue with Kyle Secor is that he was born in 1957, which well exceeds my "You cannot sleep with anyone more than 10 years older than yourself" rule. Oh, I suppose I can let that rule go for just one night. Or two, should he happen to love really, really curvy girls.



4. Kyle Chandler. Ah, Kyle Chandler. In Homefront (once again, my all time favourite show...oh how I miss it!), he played the younger brother of David Newsome, who I mentioned as quite doable in the previous post. He was then in Early Edition and I am now watching him in Friday Night Lights. Even some 17 years later, he is still sexy.



5. Sam Roberts. You might not have heard of him if you don't follow Canadian artists. I highly recommend you download Brother Down, as well as the new single "Them Kids". I love his scruffy, sexy look. Yum. And the lyrics in his songs? Amazing.



6. Colin Farrell. Though I love scruffy on Sam Roberts, I do not like it Colin Farrell. I'm okay with a bit of stubble, but the hair must be short. I think he looks absolutely horrid with his hair long. Even that Dublin accent wouldn't make me sleep with him if he had longish hair. I bet he's fantastic in bed. And that accent can only make it all the better. Irish men really have an advantage, methinks. (I speak from experience here, of course.)


7. George Stroumboulopoulos. There's a mouthful hey? And if I were a diry sort of girl I would say "I bet there's a mouthful elsewhere on him." but luckily I am not a dirty sort of girl. Again, you are not likely to have heard of him if you are outside of Canada's borders. We like to keep the good ones to ourselves you know? He used to be a Much Music VJ, but now he is the witty host of The Hour. Should I ever go to Toronto I am most definitely going to see his show.



8. James Marsden. I don't think he would normally pop up on my list, but I just watched him in 27 Dresses this weekend. There is just something so sweet looking about him. I remember watching him in Second Noah oh so many years ago. Before I had kids anyway.




9. James Blunt. I am almost embarrassed by my unreasonable crush on James Blunt. I mean, he is so skinny and he is not really all that to look at. His upper class accent drives me absolutely mad, in the not good way. But I just adore him. I've said before that as long as he doesn't open his mouth to talk I would be more than pleased to spend a night with him. No sleep required.



10 and 11. Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel. A twofer. And yes, I know that Neil Patrick Harris is gay. I don't care! This is MY invisible laminated list and if I want to try and turn a gay man straight than more power to me. Blond men aren't normally my thing but I do love him. I probably even had a small crush on him as Doogie Howser, it's had to keep track of all my teenage fantasies (River Phoenix, Corey Haim, C. Thomas Howell, Corey Hart...there were so many.) As for Jason Segel, I have liked him ever since Freaks and Geeks was on for it's one lone season. Watching the two of them together in How I Met Your Mother is just a little slice of heaven. I can take or leave Ted, but Barney and Marshall? I would gladly have a threesome with the two of them.

And there you are. Which of these fine fellows would you spend the night with? Or do you think my taste is totally out there? Enlighten me with yours if you so desire. Just be sure to let me know, you know how shitty I am getting to blogs these days.