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So the big day of love was yesterday.
Pshhh, says I. When did I become the Valentine equivalant of the Grinch Who Stole Christmas?
I got a card from William that says the following: "So it's Valentine's Day. BIG DEAL. Who needs love? Who needs passion? Who needs raging uninhibited sex?"
Open it up and it says "Why do you keep raising your hand?"
And I had to laugh at this very unromantic card because it is oh-so-true. The roles are totally reversed in our house, and have been for the past year or so. It's weird.
And of course there was no Valentine's nookie in our house last night. William is in bed by 10, as he is up at 5 and I have to prioritize and last night? Survivor, Murdoch Mysteries (Yannick Bisson! my teenage heart is all aflutter) and the Lipstick Jungles were on.
I did offer some oral copulation in replace of my not giving the poor fella a card, but again timing and a daughter in the bed made it not happen.
This weekend maybe. I do have to do my work, and discover if he was the owner of the grey hair found on my jumper.
Who says romance is dead? He even kissed me 5 times before he went to bed. In a row.
I know. I almost died of shock too.
15 February, 2008
Valentines Shmalentines
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My romantic evening involved a foot rub from my 2 year old - how romantic is that.
My 7 year old son combed my hair while I read Farmer Boy to him. What an evening...
You make me laugh. I have made it a long standing habit to make offers, such as you did, at times when it is impossible to follow through. It works for me.
My romantic evening was killed mid nookie. UGH. Not a fun night.
My romantic night was Burger King, followed by homework, baths, tv and a little bit of lovin'.
Love the card he got you!!
That card made me laugh out loud!
Can't wait to find out what your investigation uncovers!
The card sounds very funny. My hubby may have bought me a small present but he actually took his sister, daughter and granddaughter out for a meal and I refused to go~ and he thought I was being unreasonable!!
No romance over here either.. lol I had to laugh my ass off at the card though!! You are too funny girl!
Well my romantic evening involved me, the husband and the MIL!
The card was funny!
You are hilarious!
We love Murdoch Mysteries here too. BUT something is wrong with our antena (we get farm tv out here in the sticks) and that channel didn't come in for us.
At least you got kisses, I got NOTHING!! And you offered the oral copulation, so very nice of you. My jaw locks too much for that lately :) Or so I say! heeheehee
I love the card! LOL
My evening included a killer poem from the hubby that I've posted on my blog. He's off the shit list for a while! :)
Here is hoping you are not reading comments as they pop up, but spending time without a toddler, in bed, not sleeping.
Thanks for coming by to me... you are funny! LMAO at your "offer". I too am quite guilty of offering when I know I can't follow through. LOL Shhhhhh! Don't tell...
Oh Emma, that card is so funny!
You so need to lose the child from the bed!
maybe this weekend will find time for your nookie!
We didn't even kiss with tongues!
Much better than my evening!
Your honesty cracked me up. We made pancakes and were asleep by 10pm, no nookie here either. :)
that card is so so funny! :)
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