I have lost my bloggy mojo, if I ever had any of it. I have a ton of stuff to post about, but absolutely no will to write it all out. Does anyone really want to hear about my 12 year old's fit about the fact that she is going to miss a birthday party that is being held the day we leave for British Columbia? And that she would prefer to miss a two week holiday with her all time favourite great uncle (and his wife too!) who are coming all the way from England, to spend 4 hours at a birthday party? I didn't yell, I totally understood where she was coming from. I really was 12 once. But I got a little pissed off when she said, 15 minutes after the inital conversation ended, "I never wanted to go to B.C. anyway!" And then she stormed out of the house when I told her to get off the computer. God, girls drive me mad. And I have TWO more. Woe is me.
Right. You didn't want to hear all that. So the point that was meant to be was that while I want to blog, and frankly my sanity needs me to blog, I just can't find it in me to do a proper post. It's been ages I think. So I'm opening myself up to questions (and please don't point out that I have like 20 interview questions to answer that I practically begged people to send me.) So ask me something. Is there something I haven't already told you a thousand and one times? I may get no questions and that would be okay too I suppose. Well no, not really, I am super sensitive and would take it as a sign that nobody liked me and would be liable to cry over my keyboard.
Judging by my rating, I'm willing to talk about anything.
Mingle2 -
I really thought it would be the words fuck and blowjob that would get me this rating. Who knew crap was bad?
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Poor Emma - I guess you really need that vacation now. Kids say the dangest things, don't they? No matter the age.. I'm sure Taylor will get over it. I remember saying the most hurtful things to my mom when I was 16 or 17! Sorry mom!
I thought is was funny that the rating came from words like crap and such....it didn't even pick up those other words....
I don't look forward to the girls getting older. They are already getting those attitudes.
And the boys? I don't even want to talk about them right now.....
After France we have decided that three weeks for Dillon was too much, he was very good and didn't complain (much), the laptop was a god send in keeping in touch with his friends but at that age friends mean more to them than family.
I'm wracking my brain to think of a question because I don't want to be responsible for any tears!
I keep typing out questions then deleting them because they are not worthy of you!
OK here goes...If I were coming to Canada to holiday tell me why I should visit your part of the country (besides meeting you of course)?
I know exactly what you mean about the whole blogging mojo thing. Uhhh... have you seen MY blog lately? Or, what's left of it? Yeah, I want to blog but right now the will just isn't there. Oh... if only I could bitch about the unfortunate state of my marriage, going on anti-depressents, despretly needing counselling but not having the funds to pay for it... then I'd have a MUCH better blog. Ahhh what I wouldn't give for ratings!
Okay... enough about me. You want questions. Can I get back to you on that? Right now my mind is consumed with thoughts of me.
(But I would like to know just why your ex is dying at such a young age, and what part he has in Taylor & Liam's lives. And since we're talking about him, why didn't it work out to begin with?)
I think you should blog about everyday things if you want! It is your blog, after all, and venting is good for the soul!
I had to LOL about the rating!
LOL! NC-17! Rock on!
I second Alissa's questions....I want to know those things too!
You definitely haven't lost your mojo!! I love your blog, I love the way you write. All hail to the greatness that is Emma! We all love you (((hugs)))
I'm sorry about Taylor! It definitely sounds like she's officially a teenager. I remember hating my family at that age all the way until about 18, and wanting nothing to do with them. Of course, once she'll be on vacation, she'll be fine and happy (in between fits of moodiness), but right now, missing that party, it would totally bum me out and make me hate you too if I were 12.
I guess that's why babies are so cute, eh? So that we don't kill them when our kids become teenagers...
Oooooh, I like Alissa's questions! My blog is rated R and part of that is from the word "pain"?? WTF?
What "Sam" said LOL Am I supposed to kiss your ring now just to be in your presence. Or I guess the computer while I'm typing in comments? What a dork I am.
Kids. Gotta love them. She'll go on holidays and have a great time and forget all about the party. Maybe LOL I'm not laughing because I think it's funny. Trust me. Been there done this with tweenies. I'm laughing because....this too shall pass...and Emma will be sane again :o)
Keep that chin up. Or have a drink. Either one is good!
I have no blog Mojo myself lately and have not been posting much so I think I have lost most of my readers... Mine also must be super boring since I got a general audience rating for the word crappyx1 ...
So what is your biggest regret ever? If anything.. or what are you most embarassed talkinga bout... if anything! lol
Ugh, I'm so with you on the blogging mojo. I seem to have lost mine as well. I guess partly because my head was arse deep in that damned driving test booklet. And both my kids have had chicken pox over the last two weeks (daughter came down w/ it yesterday..............it's her second time!).
Sorry, I have no question at the mo. And I haven't been posting comments much lately, but I am lurking (promise) - as I always enjoy your blog;)!
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