Two Things

I'm stealing this off of both CPA Mom and Amy.

Two names you go by:
-Emma
-Mummy, Mum, Mommy, Mummmmummma

Two things you are wearing right now:
-pajama pants
-St. Patricks Day 2003 tshirt. There's nothing like holding on to clothes for years.

Two things you would want (or have) in a relationship:
-friendship
-great sex (just not enough of it sadly)

Two of your favourite things to do:
-read (books and blogs)
-shop

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
-air conditioning (we have a "summer" furnance, but I'm too cheap to use it, feck knows I pay enough for heat in the winter, I'm not paying for cool air in the summer)
-free money (any ideas?)

Two pets you have had:
-dogs (a mutt called Toby and a West Highland Terrior called Brittany.)
-cats (Sid, Mackenzie, Sputnik, Fergus, Brianna, Ronan, and numerous kittens due to the sluttish ways of Brianna who took advantage of her son Ronan (or was it Rory?) and got knocked up)
I totally cheated on that one, I know.

Two people I would like to do this:
-Frannie
-Terri
Will they? I don't know. I hate tagging people. I would like you all to do it really.

Two things you did last night:
-worked until 7
-read in bed

Two things you ate today:
-french toast (William makes it every Sunday)
-roast pork with mint sauce. I love mint sauce.

Two people you last talked to:
-On the phone: my mum and my friend Shelley
-In person: William and Sophie.

Two things you are doing tomorrow:
-babysitting Bennett
-attending a board meeting
Oh, and posting for Fun Monday, hosted by Joy

Two longest car rides:
-Edmonton to Vancouver
-London to Amsterdam (it was a bus ride, does that count?) (On the bus ride back two girls got pulled off for carrying drugs. The police were nicer to them than the garda were to the black girl doing absolutely nothing wrong on the way to Dublin. In fact they were really nice. The others...complete and total assholes. I bring that incident up a lot, sorry. It still bothers me immensely. I should have filed a complaint. Anyhoo, I digress. Back to my two things.)

Two favourite holidays:
-Christmas
-Sophie's first birthday (exactly 2 months from today! I picked hers because she is my first summer baby, the first one we can have an outdoor barbeque for -read cheap)

Two favourite beverages:
- Tea (the hot stuff, I like ice tea but not made with tea bags like you Americans do it. Give me some crystals anyday!)
- Water, with 5 calories of strawberry kiwi goodness. Because that damn flylady tells me I have to drink my water for the month of June.


*If you watch Oprah tomorrow (today, by the time you read this) there's a couple from Edmonton discussing their nightly sex life. Which is great for them, but if I were him and had to listen to her voice I'd have a heard time getting it up, ya know? Oh, and she says she was surprised at how much more conservative Americans are about sex as compared to Canadians. Apparently she has never read bee-bop's blog!