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Tell me why my daughter, who was dry every night for 3 weeks, has peed in MY bed for the last four nights, forcing me to wash mattress pad, sheets and comforter 4 times?
Tell me why I have sex right around ovulation, stress out for 2 weeks that "oh my god, I think I'm pregnant, how the hell am I going to tell my mother" (because, you know, I'm 16) and then get depressed when I get my freaking period?
Tell me what I did to get the block's craziest person living right next door to me?
Tell me how it is possible that a grown woman can wear a size one when my 12 year old daughter, who is quite skinny, is a size 3?
Tell me why school supplies are so bloody expensive?
Do you want to know what I am doing tonight? Having my friend's son sleep over so that she can have "crazy monkey sex" with her hubby! We had a discussion about how hard it is to have sex when your kids get older. It's not the older that are a problem in my house, it's the toddler in the bed. Tonight when William was getting her ready for bed, Sophie was up there with them and Saoirse said "Let her sleep in our bed." Honestly. If that girl had her way, I'd be sleeping on the floor. Every night when I come up to bed she's either sleeping on my pillows or has her head on William's chest and her feet on my side. I get kicked and pushed all night long. I wonder if she would take Saoirse for a sleepover so I could have sex?
24 August, 2007
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17 comments:
I see I'm not the only one up late tonight!
Punkin' has woke up with a wet pull up the last two nights. And he has been dry at night most of the time since day 1 of potty training. Why 2 nights in a row now? I think just to piss me off and to make me stop bragging.
Hubby is sleeping with Punkin' now, but when I go to bed I wake him to get into our bed. When it's prime baby making time he just has to wake up a little more!!!!
I loved this post!
I still can't figure out why Michael has his own room - I mean, the only thing that goes on in there is well... nothing. Even the change table is in Emma's room. His room? Just a place to house his clothes. And those toys that never get played with anyhow.
As for sex?... sure.
Woman, you just crack me UP!
Everytime we try to sneak off - somehow, someway, the kids happen to start a mission to find us, hollering, "Mum, Dad, WHERE ARE YOOOUUU!" It's like they've got some kinda anti-parents-having-sex-radar thing going on.
I figure by the time they grow up and leave the nest we won't want to have much sex anymore.
Sigh.
LOL the entire post cracked me up!
You scratch my back I'll scratch yours... Ive done that b4 and the friend returned the favor...its only the right thing to do!! If I were you Id tell her OK now its your turn to keep mine so I can have some wild crazy sex!!
School supplies here are so extremely cheap. I almost cannot wait until Lila starts school, just so we can shop for them.
As for the getting depressed every month when you get your period; I've obviously been there, but in a different way than you...since I've never had four kids and THEN been upset to not be pregnant. I'm guessing that if you decide you really want another one you'll get your wish very quickly.
You have the ability to put into words the things that I only wonder about. Too funny!
I think I read somewhere once that you get horny around ovulation, it is just natures way of acheiving a pregnancy or something, anyone else heard that? Have that friend return the favor! you need sex!
Hilarious that Saoirse now calls your bed "our" bed! Ha!
Great post!
LOL! You are cracking me up.
Clearly you do not need to be having sex, Emma!
Muah! Loved this post!
HEE HEE -
I have wondered many these things myself.
Isn't sex way more fun when you do take the chances Russian Roulette style? I wish you luck in removing the kids. And, that you somehow are able to ditch your kids off on your friend & have some CMS yourself.
Maybe you and William should start sleeping in her bed... I love confusing innocent children.
LOL know the feeling,
as for the bed thing well my kids are not allowed to sleep in my bed. Occasionally cookie decides she must sleep with daddy in that case I let daddy lay down with her for about an hour till she falls asleep then he leaves.... her bed. Now i don't have problems with kids in my bed;) that is about the only thing i have managed to do right *sigh*
drama is in our bed-- uhhh= scratch that. we are in his bed, more like it!
Umm..sounds like I'm alone, here, but there's a saying my mother told me about handling little ones:
There's a reason God made us big and them little.
KICK. HER. OUT.
It'll be a nightmare for a few days, maybe a week. But she'll get used to it.
hoping...yes I have heard of that and experienced it myself as well.
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