Some questions and I

I'm continuing my journey of theft throughout the blogosphere, and this comes courtesy of Susan. She left out some of the questions and, frankly, I cannae blame her. If you want the whole kit and caboodle should you choose to do this, take a wander over to Willowtree. Or go just because he's Australian. Like William.



1. What does your headline mean?
It refers to a title I occassionally deserve. When (read if) I ever go over to beta, I may even have a category dedicated to my sometimes less than stellar parenting skills. I will definitely have one in rehards to mt oft naught children. I feel everyone should enjoy the milk slip n slide story.

2. Elaborate on your default photo:
Putting in a photo would require effort.

3. What's your middle name[s]?:
Jayne

6. What is your current problem?
Christmas is matter of weeks away and I am not done shopping.

9. Are you musically talented?
Not a chance.

10. I you could go back in time and change one thing, what would you change?
I would have paid attention in high school.

13. Can you dance?
I can barely even do the Cadillac Ranch.

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
With a Little Help From My Friends... I just watched the Wonder Years.

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you.
Beethoven, Margaret Mead. There must be one or two living people also.December 16 anyone?

17. Have you ever destroyed someone's property?
When I was 6 my friend Paul and I broke his neighbour's basement window with a baseball. I got in a ton of trouble and have been careful ever since.

18. Have you ever been in a fight?
Verbal? yes. Fist? no.

19. Have you ever sang in front of a big audience?
Not a freakin chance.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A large cup of awake, one teabag, leave plenty of room for cream. I never say grande or venti, we're in Canada ffs. And it's an American company.

24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
You'll laugh if you've seen my pic but Drew Barrymore. Except I'd be the much larger version.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes. I've watched Curious George twice in the last 24 hours.

27. Are you comfortable with your height?
No. I was I was taller. And thinner while we're at it.

28. Do you consider yourself adventurous?
I used to be.

29. Do you speak any other languages?
I can follow a simple conversation in French, and I can say a handful of phrases in Irish and German. I could not carry on a conversation in any.

30. Whats your favorite smell?
Saoirse and Sophie's hair after it has been washed with Gerber Oatmeal wash. Lovely.