And the crime spree goes on...

I tell you, Hoping is fantastic to steal from. And so here I go again...

1. Who was your first prom date? We don't have promshere, we have grads. I went to the German bastard's and a week later he came to mine. His was pretty good, mine was a disaster.

2. Who was your first roommate? That would have been my ex husband. We moved in together 2 weeks after my 19th birthday. Disaster.

3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? I was 17 and went to a ladies night thing. We went to about 6 different bars and I drank different things at all of them. Vodka, tequila, rum...you name it I drank it. I was soooooo pissed I blacked out. I do, however, remember offering the limo driver a blowjob. Humiliating.

4. What was your first job? A cashier at Zellers.

5. What was your first car? Still bloody waiting.

6. When did you go to your first funeral? A few days before my 9th birthday. My granda's.

7. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? I consider that to be Birmingham, so 3.

8. Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Windsor.

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? 6 months. We came to Canada on holiday. If I had a scanner I would post the pic of my mum in a miniskirt and my Aunt Marie in a black tanktop, red short shorts, black tights and red wedges. Judging by the teenagers at the mall this summer it is a look that is back in fashion 32 years later.

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? It was at my friend Janine's house. We were 12. There was another girl called Rosemarie. We took a very little bit of Janine's dad's liquor (verylittle because it was very gross), imagined we were drunk, and went to see if we could get into an empty house near my place. We couldn't.

11. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends? His name was David, we were best friends from 3 to 5, when he moved away. No idea where he is now.

12. Where was your first sleepover? My cousin Jane's. Janine's for non family.

13. Who is the first person you call when you have a problem? My mummy, of course.

14. Whose wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or groomsmen? My Aunt Barbara's when I was 11. It was in Norwich. They're divorced today of course.

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Feed Sophie.

16. What was the first concert you ever went to? Hehe. The Nylons. They were fantastic actually. Stop laughing.

17. First tattoo or piercing? First and only tattoo at the grand old age of 27. Ears at 8.

18. First celebrity crush? Sean Astin. And his wee brother Mackenzie. I named my cat after him. My first cat was named after Sid Vicious, but it seems a bit morbid to say your first crush was on a dead man.

19. Age of first real kiss with tongue? 13, on a canal boat in England with my cousin's friend Robert. He was an older man at 16 lol.

20. First crush? There were plenty in elementary school, but the first serious one was for 2 years in junior high. His name was Colin.

21. First REAL love? Probably the German bastard. We were together for 3 years. I must have loved him to put up with his shit. Either that, or I was scared to death of him.