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After England managed to boot themselves out of World Cup contention I decided that I would cheer for Germany, never mind the German bastard from my teenage years. My ideal World Cup final would have been Germany and France. Why is this you may ask? My answer would be one that can be found in a previous post... that I am a girl and I find the French and German teams to be slightly better looking than the Italian and Portugese.
But it is not to be. It will be Italy vs. France or Portugal. And really, I don't care who of the three wins now. I will probably go for Portugal as they are the underdogs. Or France if they win tomorrow since I really, really hate Italy.
They dive way toooo much. It's like watching Man U or a much better version of a team full of Liam's. And the hair! Good god, what is it with soccer players and their hair?? Is it so wrong to cut it? Short like? When a man has more product in their hair than a girl there is a serious problem.
So here's what I would do if I ran the World Cup... when a player gets a yellow card that ponytail is automatically cut off (I am referring especially to the Italian fella with the Japanese samuri head of hair- I actually said he looked more First Nations like than Italian, it was William who said it was samuri style. It was native like though in that it looked very soft, not the pubic like coarseness of most of the Italian team. You see the things I focus on!? I don't know how William watches a game with me.) So yeah, back to topic, the ponytail is cut off, anything underneath those stupid headbands is gone. Shave your hair, boys, that would be my World Cup motto.
Same goes for if I ran the NHL during the playoffs. Get a penalty, shave off that stupid looking beard.
Do you get the sense that I like clean cut men? I so do.
04 July, 2006
If I ran the World Cup...
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3 comments:
My dear, I have to agree with you on some parts, those being that samurai do was hideous, and the Germans are a fine, fine looking team. Especially Ballack (yum).
I was rooting for Italy and so can't relate to other bits, but you can't cut off an Italian's hair, girlfriend, that's his one claim to glory!
If I was in charge of world cup I wouldn't cut their hair (cept the samurai dude), but I would force them to wash out the gel and play style-less. Did you see that one player glistening like geri-curl?
I don't know, I'm not a fan of Italian men in general. I do find their hair very pubic-y though.
I also support Germany after England get knocked out of such competitions. I really like Germany and Germans. I also would have liked to see Germany and France in the final. Oh well.
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