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Hello Anonymous,
I believe that if you are going to call someone out and maybe even accuse them of being an incestuous pervert that perhaps you should do it without the veil of anonymity. Because honestly? It makes you look like an eejit.
If you are someone who regularly comments on my blog (which I am pretty sure you are not) than you should know me well enough to say "What the fuck did I just read?" You would then perhaps have reread the statement and realized that you read it wrong.
Even if you have never commented on my blog, you still shouldn't hide who you are. It is just plain wrong. You can't leave a negative comment and hide who you are at the same time.
Please take the time, anon, to reread this statement in its entirety:
"I must get a picture of his coach to show you all, I think he is adorable and if I were 18 I would totally have a thing for him."
In that statement his would be referring to Liam, my son. Coach would be referring to my son's coach. Ergo, what I actually was saying was "I must get a picture of my son's coach, I think my son's coach is adorable and if I were 18 I would totally have a thing for my son's coach. "
Do you see that Anonymous? I think MY SON'S COACH is cute. Granted, he is a good 10 years younger than me, but I am quite sure it is not illegal to think someone over 18 is cute. But even so, what I said was "..if I were 18 I would have a thing for him." However, I am not 18 and I do not have a thing for him, I simply think he is adorable.
This is what you said to me, Anonymous:
"I think he is adorable and if I were 18 I would totally have a thing for him.
your talking about your son?
your SICK!"
Please take a moment and look that over. See a mistake? One that was made twice? The incorrect usage of the words your and you're drive me crazy. Please learn how to read and how to use proper wording before commenting on my blog again.
Thank you Anonymous. I would really appreciate it.
Sincerly,
Emma (who totally does not have a thing for her 12 year old son, not even if I were 18...which would actually make it impossible for me to be his mother. Please add addition to skills required before commenting here again, Anon. I was not birthing 9lb 9oz children at the age of 6.)
12 June, 2008
An open letter to "anonymous"
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HOLY CRAP! I can't believe someone was such as IDIOT!!!!!
Good for you!
YOUR so funny Emma. If I were 18 I would totally have a thing for you!
Oh good, you went back and changed the paragraph to add "the coach" good move!
Smart thinking (good cover-up)
PUKE!
That may have been a good cover up had I not actually written "his coach". Should you prefer to continue this conversation, get yourself a name. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.
And how did the rest of us manage to read your initial post and totally understand what you were saying? Because it's in plain English - i.e. understandable.
I had no problem in understanding what you wrote! Good response to anonymous :)
For the record, if I was two, I would totally have a thing for Michael.
... Squishy Tushy (whose computer is on the fritz and can no longer open tabs in Windows so WordPress will not allow me to leave comments...) Bugger.
Emma - some people just have nothing better to do with their time than criticize and find fault and try to make others as miserable as them. I got your meaning right away, and I appreciate your humor, always. You Go Girl. Another Anonymous reader - Karen
LMAO!! You are too funny!! Way to go on your first rude commenter. I still haven't gotten one, but I do have a rude e-mailer. It's kind of fun actually. Although once I posted about it on my blog they stopped.
Oh, come on Emma!! WE all know you are a perv!! ha
And really? If you were talking about your kid, you only would have meant he's cute and the girls like him.
But I DID get what you meant and I'm totally not big on the anonymous comment. Leave your blog address manually if you can't leave it the normal way, Anon!
Anonymous comments are always so ridiculous. Don't even waste your time thinking about that silliness.
You go girl!
It is ridiculous... I totally understood what you were saying... Some people are intent making other people feel bad due to unhappiness in their own life.
You go girl! How bloody ridiculouos? Anyroad up, good for you on calling out that poster. Out with the negative and in with the rest!!
What a fucking idiot! As soon as I saw the anonymous comment I knew what sentence that douchebag was talking about and knew that you were talking about Liam's coach. And I read the post before that dumbass did so I wouldn't have known that had you changed it!
If I have something shitty to say to someone, I have the balls to NOT do it anonymously.
You go Emma!
Seriously, if you're going to be a troll, at least be one with some intelligence. I can't imagine ANYONE would read that sentence and get the pronoun use incorrectly (Anonymous probably doesn't even know they're called pronouns, so I'm probably confusing him/her already).
I guess not everyone online can be bright...
LOL! Excellent response
Obviously the anonymous one cannot read or use English correctly!
Oh just send the coach over here. I'll have my way with him and it'll smooth this whole thing over!
What a jerk! I can't believe someone would post that. Some people have nothing better to do.
I think I'll leave this Anon. so that idiot can't hop over to my blog.
Ha! Sounds like anon was "skim" reading and not actually understanding content. I hate that.
Oh - and as for once a week blogging. looks like that is my fate as well for a while now!
Huh? I don't get it. How could anyone mistake that comment for an incestuous pervert comment? Anon-your crazy, your just completely crazy.
The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me. I always tell my girls that running into stupid people is as certain as death and taxes.
what a fucking retard!!
Yippee!!
I fixed the Explorer freezing thing!!
I no longer have to leave anonymous comments!!
Just thought I'd share...
I'm with you, Emma. Anon can just shut the fuck up.
Whaa?????
I totally agree with Ashley! Way to go Emma!
Love the letter...
Some people.
Hey!! Did you delete my last comment???
Y'know, the one wondering just where on earth you are???
(thank god for twitter!)
Take your time... really, it's okay.
If Anonymous the Jerk is bothering you, you can block his (assumption here) ISP number. You can get the ISP from any comment and then do a block. Sirdar did that with the guy Blaise who was arguing with him about drugs and being a jerk. When Sirdar blocked him because he made a rude comment on my comment, Blaise came to my blog so Sirdar blocked him from my blog also.
Oh honey I've missed you. And anonymous moron holes. You made me nearly piss myself. Oh yes. A brilliant end to my shitty day. xoxo anonymous silly wad.
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