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Ever since David Beckham sold his soul for millions of dollars to play with the L.A. Galaxy I have been dreading the arrival of himself and his skinny mini wife with the big plastic boobs. Dreading it because I don't want to see them on ET Canada every night (which shouldn't really be a worry since I'm normally watching Coronation Street at that time) and in my People magazine each week. Skinny people with big boobs annoy me. It's just wrong don't you think? Shouldn't chubby girls at least have the perk of being the only ones with big boobs? There has to be some benefits to carrying an extra few pounds (or more as the case may be) on your frame. Anyway, I don't like Posh. I don't like Becks. I've never liked him because he played for Man U, once stated as my most hated team in the Premier League. And though I was never a Spice Girls fan if I had to pick one to like it wouldn't have been her. (Since you want to know who I would have picked it would have been Baby Spice, for the wholly important reason that we share a name. Or maybe Sporty Spice, because of her kick ass attitude. But never Posh.) 'Cause you know, she can't sing. At all. And neither can I, but I didn't make a career of singly badly either.
So because I was dreading the arrival of Posh and Becks I was up in arms over this T.V. show, Coming to America. Seriously, said I to anyone who would listen, who in their right ming would watch this tripe. Who wants to see what this too rich, too stupid girl has to say?
Well, apparently I am not in my right mind because I watched this show. And wanted too. And at first I said "What an eejit!" And, then, when she was interviewing her future P.A., who she first insulted in regards to shoes (heels lengthen you, one should only wear heels, no one should ever wear flats she says to the girl in flats) and then jumped down her throat when the poor girl asked a question about assisting her husband I said "What a bitch", but later as she was talking to Perez Hilton I started to, oh my god, laugh at her. She's definitely got a self depreciating sense of humour, which I like. So I ended up discovering that she is not all bad. Even though she said $17 million is a lot of money for a house. Which it totally is. But not when your income is what I hear their's is. In that case it would be like William and I spending $3,400 on a house. And I don't know about you, but in my world that wouldn't even buy you a decent tent trailer.
16 July, 2007
I never thought I'd say this
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I've heard of the show and even saw a little preview of it but haven't been very interested. I have a hard time watching rich people talk about their lives...
I just can't get past her neanderthal forehead and weird nose and people call her pretty? WTF? I'm not normally that shallow, but I'm allowed just this once.
Oh, and when people pluck their eyebrows, making them lie too far apart, it bugs the shite outta me.
I'm not normally this bitchy, but but - fluck it. Her eyebrows are too far apart and make her look weirder than she already did with that shiny neanderthal forehead and flat nose.
Maybe I should have watched, because to me she's a little too robotic, with all her perfect parts jammed together, and robotic, stiff movements (ha!)
Now, Becks, um, well, as he's a most beautiful specimen, and obviously has to WORK at it, I may have to pay closer attention to football/soccer this year for, um, research, you know! :) (Plus I have no previous football problems!)
I agree with tiget lamb girl, she has got a weird nose! He is good looking until he opens his mouth and then hes got this high pitched girly voice, lol.
I think the way the flaunt their millions or is it squillions is nauseating but I'd probably still watch a tv show about them so I could bitch about them ;o)
I had that revelation a few years back, saw both of them being interviewed and was impressed by their normality as well as their sense of humour. He is a wonderful specimen indeed, not much good as a footie player but just lovely to look at, she, not so much, I wish she'd eat something and stop being such a bobble head. I like the way they embrace their fame instead of moaning about it like other people and to be fair both of them have had some success and earned their celebrity unlike the abominations named P. Hilton, yes both of them, Perez & Paris, parasites in my opinion. Me? Watch Inside Edition much? Never!
Meh, I still don't like her! Honestly, I get tired of hearing about celebs in general. What tha hell makes them so special? If I had millions of dollars to spend on plastic surgery, I'd be skinny with big perky boobs too!
I haven't seen this show or heard of it. I've been shocked at the press these two have gotten about moving to the States. I think it's quite funny b/c no on in the U.S. cares about professional soccer. I'd be willing to bet that 99% of US citizens can't name one single professional soccer team. Of course, we all know "Galaxy" now b/c we've seen Beckham on TV like crazy for the past few months. All I really have to say about this couple is that he is pretty hot...and she looks like a hot mess...fake tan, fake blonde hair...she looked better when she was a spice girl...of course,she's packed on ten years since then and had three kids.
I love you for blogging about this. Moreso because you WATCHED the train wreck. i couldn't dare because she creeps me out and I'm afraid she's going to eat my soul. Good to hear she's not nearly as frightening as she seems.
(And dude. SO agree. Skinny, especially scary skinny, with mondo boobs? Unfair. Of course I think my fat ass with real boobs look far superior to those weird globes sitting on the pile of bones.)
I was totally going to blog about this today! But my site is being reviewed by Humor Blogs, which is so stressing me out, that I couldn't make the post quite funny enough. So instead, I wrote a really, really lame post about myself. Ugh! I just can't be funny on command!
I started watching the show figuring I'd hate her. But you know what? I love her now! I thought she was hysterical, and like you said, self-deprecating, and I loved how she called out Perez Hilton, because I can't STAND that slime bucket and his obsession with outing people! Let gay people decide on their own when they want to come out. It is not your job a-hole!
I have not seen it and don't think I would care too.. OMG you have crossed over though!! lol
Terri, so do I, since I am so far from rich. It quite annoys me.
TLG, I hate her nose too! I was going to comment on it, but them my nose is far from perfect itself and someone who once saw my picture may have pointed that out.
Sam, I agree on his voice. I'm not a fan of a London accent. Everytime I hear him speak I hope he's not a talker during sex, because it would drive me crazy. Though obviously she does not mind.
Rachel, I'd probably have plkastic surgery too. And I'd definitely take advantage of having someone to do my hair everyday.
Chas, I think they are hoping he will do what Gretzky did for the Kings. And it looks like they have achieved that. I hear the game he is playing in Toronto next month has sold out.
M, I still find her somewhat frightening. I definitely would not want to hang around with her. And I do have a hard time looking at her physically.
Catwoman, they actually review you? I wonder what happens to the people they don't find funny enough? Do they make them remove the button? Not that you will have that issue. And I wouldn't go as far as saying I know love her, I mean really that's just pushing it!
Tonya, I couldn't watch it on a weekly basis, she would eventually drive me batty.
i, too, thought it would be really stupid, but hubby had heard her on a radio interview and said that she made fun of herself a lot. I only got to see a couple of minutes of it, but it looked funny.
I felt the exact same way! Oh crap, I just admitted that I watched it too, huh? Anyways, I couldn't believe how awful she was to that poor PA. But.....she did kinda redeem herself after that. I liked when she said "Can you see my knickas?"
I'm waiting to watch it, I've seen other shows with her in and she does make me laugh. She needs a few dinners inside her...she's slimmer than Mollie who is pretty slim and only 11!
"skinny mini wife with the big plastic boobs."
i love it. made me laugh out loud. haven't seen the show. am not likely to see the show. but i might re-read your blog entry, which is hilarious and true.
I actually quite like her now after watching that show last night. As you said, you have to get past the Barbie exterior though. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch her show if it were on weekly but I would set my Tivo!
"Skinny people with big boobs annoy me." I'm skinny but no big boobs - are yu still my friend?
Frankly I agree with you - I don't like Posh either but you gotta admire the way they go about organising their life in a business-like kinda way.
The one thing that surprised me on the few times I saw them being interviewed on English TV was that Posh gave some quite interesting answers and she can be quite amusing as you say!!
oh I also meant to say Mamma Mia is a great musical I saw it in London when it first came out and I really enjoyed it but then I love ABBA.
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