Things to do when you are sick

By Saoirse, age 2.

1. Cry for Daddy when you get up in the morning.
2. Watch Curious George twice.
3. Watch Clifford and Dragonland.
4. Play so much that you don't notice when your mummy changes the channel and puts on the View instead.
5. Help Mummy wrap Christmas presents.
6. Put the Christmas presents under the tree for your mummy, which gets you out of the way for 15 seconds.
7. Refuse to eat.
8. Drink chocolate milk all day long.
9. Lie on the floor and stare at all the green stuff that you can pick out of your nose.
10. Ignore your mummy when she tells you toget a tissue.
11. Put green stuff in your mouth.
12. Laugh when your mummy says "No, no! Don't put that in your mouth!!!"
13. Laugh even harder when mummy says "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"