1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Wayne Rooney. While in the midst of a Manchester United/ Chelsea games in the hopes that a few more players might go along with him.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Can I not get rid of a whole genre? I would totally get rid of rap.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Again, Wayne Rooney. Closer to home, it would be Alberta Conservative leader hopeful Mark Norris who goes to my church and is just so slimey.

4. What is your favorite cheese? Havarti, with jalapenos. Yum.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? Roasted chicken on a roasted garlic sub with havarti, red onions, fresh mushrooms, red pepper, banana peppers, extra jalapenos, mustard and mayo.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Hmmmm....I'm not a huge movie star person but I'll say Liam Neeson, just so if I can see if his penis is really as huge as they say it is. However, I would be slightly uncomfortable sleeping with someonewho had the same name as my son. Which is why I should be grateful that William is from the wrong side of Belfast and couldn't have his name shortened to Liam.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? I still have a bit of a thing for James Blunt, who's concert I am sadly not going to on November 2. He would have to keep his mouth shut though as I would not be at all aroused if I had to listen to that upper class British accent.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? A hundred? Who's the poor bastard who thought up this question? I guess I'd get a paper trimmer from Staples for $40 and then buy books with the rest. A hardcover perhaps instead of waiting for the paperback.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Ireland, of course.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? A hundred dollars in Ireland isn't going to get me very far. I sure hope I brought some of my own money and a few credit cards. I guess I'd get William a Glentoran shirt, which means I better be up north.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...? I don't drink enough to appreciate this question. Tequila, if I had to pick one but I sure hope she's coughing up for the mix too.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I once posted that if I could pick any time period to live in it would be Ireland during the Easter Rising - Civil War period or England during WWII. I'll stick with those. What would I do? Avoid getting killed I suppose. I just want to observe.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No rules, I'm easygoing.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? I am going to alienate at least half of the world's population by having a scrapbooking show, specifically designed for morons like me who enjoy step by step instructions.

15. What is your favorite curse word? For me to use it would be fuck or any variant of that word...feck, focker, etc... Secretly, I love the word cunt. Not when used to describe a part of the female anatomy, but when used in anger and said with an Irish accent. Example: That fuckin' cunt Rooney, ya wee cunt Giggs. Insert Man U player of choice.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Ummm... totally freak out. Much like I did when I was 6 and saw the ghost of Old Mother Hubbard at the end of my bed.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what's the item? Photos.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Tell my kids I love them and that I'm sorry I was such a shite mum. I was going to say have sex, but I wouldn't like to think that the Angel of Death was watching and maybe snickering.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? The chances of me eating vegetables is slim to none, but I'd say the ability to be invisible so that I could hear all sorts of conversations I shouldn't.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? When I lost my virginity I suppose. I wouldn have stopped it before it went all the way.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? Haha at bitchin'. I wonder how old the writer of this meme is. I must have done some massive damage with my invisibility powers to actually get kicked out of Canada so I guess I'd go south and create havoc for the Bush administration. Take away his papers mid speech or something so we can see him in full eejit mode.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? You can ban me from the all, remember my unlimited supply of tequila. Emma = cheap drunk.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"? I can not think of a single person that I would call dude so I guess no one. Unless I could also go back in time to my highschool days and then I might have called someone dude. Perhaps my old penpal Justin. That would mean floating to London, and I'm not entirely convinced about my floating stamina. Would I fall into the Atlantic Ocean?

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? Does it have to be a celebrity? River Phoenix if so and only if I can sleep with him rather than Liam Neeson. Michael Collins, if not.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? I wouldn't bring back a family member, I believe they are in a better place now since they were sick when they died.

27. What's your theme song? "Not Ready to Make Nice" by the Dixie Chicks because of this verse:
Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I’m not sure I could
They say time heals everything
But I’m still waiting


I borrowed this from Eric and I had such fun with it I won't give it back. I successfully wasted an entire morning.